The Public Teat

A virtual trough for political ne'erdowells.

Have you come to suckle?

Taking contextual email addresses to a whole new disturbing level!

An acquaintance of mine is highly critical of bankers, lawyers and politicians. In his view, they are amongst the most vile and deplorable people you'll ever have the displeasure of meeting. The abjectivity of his commentary became apparent when I considered that on every single occasion I've had the misfortune of dealing with a banker, lawyer or politician, it's cost me a shitload of money.

If you're cautious and vigalant, you can limit your exposure to bankers and lawyers, thus minimizing their parasitical effects on your day-to-day life. It is, unfortunately, virtually impossible to avoid the effects of politians. Their influence is pervasive and certain, even when direct exposure is avoided.

In an effort to provide a deprecative and sarcastic vehicle to politicians who've sunk lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut, is offering FREE EMAIL accounts. Create your own personalized email account such as luv2suckle@thepublicteat to reflect the true value of your public service calling!

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